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Sunday, September 6, 2020

9/6/2020 32 Ways to Avoid Getting Killed By Police

Here are a few do's and don'ts to help people of ALL colors to avoid a fatal run in with the police. Unscientifically, I suggest these rules will be way more than 99% effective:

1. Don't be a criminal.
2. Especially don't be a career criminal.
3. Don't be known to the police as a violent and dangerous person. "Armed and dangerous".
4. Don't be involved in illegal activities.
5. Don't be a drug user.
6. Don't be a drug addict.
7. Don't be a drug dealer.
8. Don't associate with drug addicts and dealers socially.
9. Don't possess illegal weapons.
10. Don't shoot illegal firearms.
11. When police stop you and question you be courteous and polite.
12. Don't go full asshole cursing and berating a cop who has the audacity to stop you.
13. If you're being arrested, cooperate peaceably.
14. If you're being arrested, don't resist physically.
15. If being questioned or arrested, don't assault the police.
16. Don't brandish and threaten cops with weapons, be they knives, firearms, or other weapons.
17. Don't assault and steal or try to steal the cop's weapon.
18. When cornered on foot, don't make a run for it. Surrender peaceably.
19. If in an automobile, don't initiate a chase by making a run for it in your car.
20. Get a legitimate job.
21. Go to church or worship regularly in the faith of your choice.
22. Spend more time with your mother.
23. Be there with and for your kids and teach them to be good human beings.
24. Don't beat your spouse, girlfriend, lover, etc.
25. Don't bully and threaten people at the grocery, mall, schoolyard, etc., and make them call the police on you.
26. Don't bully and threaten your next door and across the street neighbors and make them call the cops on you, either.
27. Finish school: high school, college, trade school, whichever best improves your situation.
28. Improve your finances by learning additional job and computer skills.
29. Be nice to people.
30. Be home cooking and making family dinners and eating a family dinner together when the cops pass by.
31. Be home saying grace before dinner when the cops pass by.
32. Know your priest, pastor, rabbi, or imam by name and let them get to know you, too. Be on the phone or visiting your religious leader when the cops pass by.

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